Congratulations to kevin parker! city were relegated to the third tier of english soccer 20 years ago. fans would have stroked each other off for a chance to play in the uefa cup (aka europa league) 10 years ago. but now you are too cool to go watch your beloved club lose to lyon in champions league. bravo! you, sir, have the prestigious honor of being named sam’s p***k of the week™️ — the first of what will no doubt grow to become an illustrious list of dummies, d********s and dipshits.
Eyeing up that gamewinner like
99.8% of american soccer fans at some point today when they turn on fs1 but don’t find champions league
Blood and guts and human entrails everywhere. why you got to do dat mans like that, @paulodybala? in front of his family no less!?!
reminder: champions league is back af today and the best way to get your mind right -- while also getting up to speed on what happened around the jogo bonito universe this weekend -- is to subscribe to the greatest soccer podcast ever created* and listen to today’s brand spanking new episode ====> ++link in bio++
*by me and @jimmyconrad
September 17, 2000: the day he arrived in barcelona
Atlanta falcons vs atlanta united 🤔