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If you haven’t wished our beautiful baby boy @_joshsargent_ happy birthday yet can you even call yourself an american? #b2bwcw

comment 2 star 750 2 hours ago

Before seeing this clip your best guess about what damarcus beasley is up to these days would have been:
a) eating jello at an old folks home
b) coaching his grandkid’s hs team
c) playing bingo at the local vfw
d) scoring 25-yard game-winning lasers for @houstondynamo in concacaf champions league

comment 46 star 1,484 8 hours ago

Part of me respects european fans for trying to fight back against rising ticket prices (these banners were unfurled by the german fans at anfield today). another — perhaps more quintessentially american — part of me wants to laugh haughtily at these poor a*s socialists for thinking £48/€55/$63 for great seats to a game as incredible as liverpool/bayern is expensive?!?
the cubs expect us to pay $75 to sit in the bleachers for a game against the sorry a*s reds and y’all complaining about ticket prices? f**k outta here.

comment 193 star 3,394 19 hours ago

Donno who this is. donno where it is. donno what team they play for. but damn. that right there is a bomb.

comment 60 star 2,956 20 hours ago

Inject ==> my veins. #tekkers #theworst

comment 50 star 1,863 Yesterday

@antogriezmann asserting his dominance #alpha

comment 38 star 1,994 Yesterday

This season is not being kind to mesut özil. bet my man wishes he was still racing f1 cars in the 1920s.

comment 31 star 2,132 Yesterday

Care to comment about the parallels people are drawing between chelsea’s performance today and the time you allegedly definitely pooped yourself at a party in college, @kait.meow?

comment 20 star 1,041 Yesterday

Murder on the mind

comment 40 star 3,035 Yesterday

Wonder what nurnberg fans think about playing games on mondays... think they like it or nah? tough to tell.

comment 8 star 2,313 2 days ago

It’s official. nani to @orlandocitysc on a three-year deal. shouts to mls for continuing to debunk the slanderous “retirement league” reputation one 32-year-old winger at a time.

comment 66 star 2,447 2 days ago

This is the ideal male body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looked like in 2006.
related: chelsea vs united is on deck this afternoon in a battle to reach the fa cup quarterfinals and, more importantly, avoid being labeled a “club in crisis” (for a couple days anyway).
the preview your brain wants and *safe money lock* prediction your wallet needs ➡️ [[link in bio]]

comment 53 star 1,794 2 days ago