Sam's Army Not talking soccer. Living it. || twitter: @SamsArmy (owner/operator: @BarstoolSam)
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21,100+ people — a sellout — watched @thenccourage beat @thornsfc in the nwsl championship game today. #thehatersarefurious

comment 13 star 1,161 9 hours ago

Heat seeking p**s missile

comment 145 star 4,525 16 hours ago

Congratulations to kevin parker! city were relegated to the third tier of english soccer 20 years ago. fans would have stroked each other off for a chance to play in the uefa cup (aka europa league) 10 years ago. but now you are too cool to go watch your beloved club lose to lyon in champions league. bravo! you, sir, have the prestigious honor of being named sam’s p***k of the week™️ — the first of what will no doubt grow to become an illustrious list of dummies, d********s and dipshits.

comment 88 star 2,334 18 hours ago

Kings stay kings #europa

comment 44 star 1,240 Yesterday

Well that's just mean (h/t @jackgrimse )

comment 54 star 2,893 4 days ago

Eyeing up that gamewinner like

comment 49 star 1,520 4 days ago

99.8% of american soccer fans at some point today when they turn on fs1 but don’t find champions league

comment 131 star 3,335 4 days ago

Blood and guts and human entrails everywhere. why you got to do dat mans like that, @paulodybala? in front of his family no less!?!
reminder: champions league is back af today and the best way to get your mind right -- while also getting up to speed on what happened around the jogo bonito universe this weekend -- is to subscribe to the greatest soccer podcast ever created* and listen to today’s brand spanking new episode ====> ++link in bio++
*by me and @jimmyconrad

comment 75 star 3,085 4 days ago

September 17, 2000: the day he arrived in barcelona

comment 17 star 2,045 5 days ago

Here lies brek shea. he played soccer. but he's dead now. #tsps #ripip

comment 64 star 2,138 5 days ago

Atlanta falcons vs atlanta united 🤔

comment 80 star 3,942 6 days ago

It's honestly impressive how much naughty douglas costa fit into just one game

comment 162 star 3,076 6 days ago