Before seeing this clip your best guess about what damarcus beasley is up to these days would have been:
a) eating jello at an old folks home
b) coaching his grandkid’s hs team
c) playing bingo at the local vfw
d) scoring 25-yard game-winning lasers for @houstondynamo in concacaf champions league
Part of me respects european fans for trying to fight back against rising ticket prices (these banners were unfurled by the german fans at anfield today). another — perhaps more quintessentially american — part of me wants to laugh haughtily at these poor a*s socialists for thinking £48/€55/$63 for great seats to a game as incredible as liverpool/bayern is expensive?!?
the cubs expect us to pay $75 to sit in the bleachers for a game against the sorry a*s reds and y’all complaining about ticket prices? f**k outta here.
This season is not being kind to mesut özil. bet my man wishes he was still racing f1 cars in the 1920s.
Care to comment about the parallels people are drawing between chelsea’s performance today and the time you allegedly definitely pooped yourself at a party in college, @kait.meow?
Murder on the mind
Wonder what nurnberg fans think about playing games on mondays... think they like it or nah? tough to tell.
This is the ideal male body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looked like in 2006.
related: chelsea vs united is on deck this afternoon in a battle to reach the fa cup quarterfinals and, more importantly, avoid being labeled a “club in crisis” (for a couple days anyway).
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