#badbitch extinguishing my dreams of showing up to her school carnival dunk tank in my speedo πŸ˜”πŸ³πŸŒŽπŸŒˆπŸŠπŸ»‍β™‚οΈπŸ›€πŸΌπŸ“šπŸ’”βŒπŸ§œπŸΌ‍♂️

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comment 69 star 1,121 3 weeks ago

Cabernet sauvignon 🍷

comment 32 star 655 4 weeks ago

Da f*k you work this thing in the dark? πŸ“· @tallteef

comment 10 star 641 4 weeks ago

Fucking beefcake. πŸ“· @edsloanephoto

comment 20 star 1,378 4 weeks ago

Ready to do damage πŸ“· @tallteef

comment 19 star 1,065 4 weeks ago

Yes mom i’m wearing my helmet. @xococoho not so much

comment 18 star 887 4 weeks ago

One of my finest aviation achievements yet. when the @wsl schedule comes out in december i log all of the dates into google flight tracker. the bali flight at that time was only $962 on @americanair. i jumped on that right away 6 moths out. when i called aa to add my system wide upgrades to my reservation they cleared that day. they typically clear the day of departure. both ways i would be laying flat for 16 hours. i hung up the phone and started to tear up. i didn’t know happiness like this existed.

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comment 68 star 1,680 last month

1of8 flights in oz i sat up front. can’t win every time but i wasn’t doing that again. saw a post on @thepointsguy talking about really good miles flights to πŸ‡§πŸ‡·so i booked my flights based on that and @americanair had the dates available i needed to fly. that s**t never happens. 110k miles and $30 later i am sitting up front all the way to rio round trip.

comment 55 star 1,345 last month

Hanging with my old friends and making new friends in west oz πŸ‡ πŸ“· @tallteef

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